Ride the Interpig.

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason

Actually, they sew the pockets shut so you don’t put things in them to steal. It’s an open seam, so it’s easy to rip.

#themoreyouknow

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whatlander:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Don’t we all want to build a death ray?

I want to build a death ray…

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69, via nightingalemelodies)

dionthesocialist:

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

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clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

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