yet another unrealistic expectation for women
still one of my favourites everrr.
this doesn’t match my blog but i loooveee itttttttt
the best poetry ever and in such little words
you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason
Actually, they sew the pockets shut so you don’t put things in them to steal. It’s an open seam, so it’s easy to rip.
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Don’t we all want to build a death ray?
I want to build a death ray…
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine